Abdiel

23 years old || Gay || Chicago||
  • memorycycle:

    i believe your usefulness to me has… run its course (snaps my fingers and the two security guards behind you start sucking themselves off)

  • crabanarchy:

    you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

  • nessa007:

    #same energy
    ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (1x11 | 2x12)